Andrew Freeburg SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE READ ALOUD: If you are reading this message, it means that you are about to discover the darkest secrets of the Godfather. Indeed he has but one weakness and that is skinless grapes. Surely, if he was confonted with something reminiscient of this weakness, he would be defeated. However, to be defeated, you must first learn the coordinates of his lair. To do this, follow these steps very carefully: 1) Open up the lid on the machine to the left of this computer. 2) Place the sheet of plexi glass (located on the taable) in the machine in the upper left-hand corner and be sure that it is touching the two rulers. 3) Close the lid firmly. 4) Press the green button on the machine and wait for the coordinates to appear on the plexi glass. DO NOT open the lid of the machine during this time. The procedure will not complete if you do this and you risk serious injury. 5) Once the laser beam has stopped moving for a good 5 seconds, lift up the lid and remove the plexi glass. 6) Follow the coordinates to the lair. Good luck and god speed. SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE SECRET MESSAGE

Andrew Freeburg

positions   webmeister '10-12, alumni coordinator '10-12
voice part   bass
college   timothy dwight '13
major   cognitive science
hometown   trumbull, connecticut
activities   theater, philosophy, tangents, scotch
random   Andrew is really the old man of the group.